mensweardog:

Dress Up Your Denim, Dress Down Your Suit

There’s no easier way to dress down a stuffy outfit than with a denim jacket. The combo brings a sense of casual ease while still looking put together. Despite what JT says, sometimes it’s just not appropriate to show up in a full suit. Loosen the tie to complete the look.

Denim Jacket: Levi’s  |  Tie: Club Monaco  |  Shirt: Gitman Bros Vintage

not shown:  Herringbone Suit Trousers: Gant Rugger (Mr. Porter)  |  Loafers: Prada  |  Watch: Mont Blanc Timewalker Chronograph

Witch Hazel = Pure Magic

Everybody has a skincare regiment they stick to obsessively, until it doesn’t work then they blame life, genetics, god, the cast of Hey Dude.  Our skin changes w/age so what worked as a teen certainly won’t cut it as a stressed out adult.  I’m approaching 30 which is the Zits/Wrinkle shitty combo stage - FUNFUNFUN PAAAAARRRRRTAAAYYY!!!!

Most skincare systems say : Soap, Toner, Lotion.

So in terms of the Toner situation, this simple cheap Dickinson’s Witch Hazel toner is my new fave I’m Fuxxxxxing with.  It has a nice herbal smell, it cleans out the gunk in your pores, and doesn’t over dry.  I feel like it preps my face pre makeup too.

It’s around 4 bucks and available at groceries stores, Rite Aid, Walmart etc etc.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Dickinson-s-Original-Witch-Hazel-Pore-Perfecting-Toner-16-fl-oz/20463901?client_guid=5bd1ba22-9419-41ca-8bfd-add34cad1771&action=product_interest&action_type=title&wmt_id=20463901&module_index=0&bucket_id=000&placement_id=irs_top&strategy=PWVAV&visitor_id=31119692847&customer_id_enc=null&parent_item_id=10321470&category=0%3A-200%3A626240%3A1078264&config_id=2&guid=36e00c91-1b4d-47d1-ba99-36d013d2c38a&findingMethod=p13n

If song lyrics could text.

streeter:

collegehumor:

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]

Animal sex is horrifying.

I hope this is the only relic of our society to survive so when archeologists find it in millions of years they’re like “whaaaaaat the fuck?”

Hide n Go Seek

A women never reveals her secret…stashes

Look I’m going for something kinda…Avatar hairy vag-y? Got anything?

Look I’m going for something kinda…Avatar hairy vag-y? Got anything?

Jewelry for a cause

Get stylish for a cause and support orphans in Rwanda, WE ARE LIMITLESS!

http://wearelimitless.org/wordpress1/

Chrissy Teigen wins

She’s a model, engaged to John legend, and food obsessed.  Easy to hate, but she’s funny too and loves to write about food.

http://sodelushious.com

I’m hooked. Love-hate her, she wins in life.

BABY LIPS gets a CHIPS award…BABY!
Who is this lip balm for? A 14-year-old T.Swift blasting UrbanOutfitters shopping Jamba Juicin Mom disrespecting Twitter feuding rapscallion snatch? YES.  And also an almost 30 cheapo Korean looking for drugstore makeup steals ‘n deals.  I love Maybelline’s new Baby lips tinted lip balm, so I had to throw ‘em a CHIPS AWARD.  Maybelline claims it moisturizes lips for up to 8 hours and has built-in SPF 20, which is perfect since I need my makeup to multitask for me.  I bought two of them (Grape Vine, and Peach Kiss) as an impulse buy during a late night grocery run and now I’m hooked.  The color is really subtle and sheer, but gives you a hint of “something” unlike a normal chapstick or lip balm.  Grape Vine is the darkest color offered and it gives a really light berry hue, the Peach Kiss gave me a sheer nudey-frosty look.  They also have a fruity scent, not my favorite part (Grape Vine smells a bit Dimetappy) but worth it for the $3.00 pricetag.  Baby Lips are available at most common grocery or drug stores, and they come in 6 shades.  I recommend the ones with a deeper hue since that’s what sets these apart from a colorless chapstick.  Baby lips = the new Lipsmackers.
TOTES LOL OMG #OKdonenow
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Maybelline-Baby-Lips-Moisturizing-Lip-Balm/17324484

BABY LIPS gets a CHIPS award…BABY!

Who is this lip balm for? A 14-year-old T.Swift blasting UrbanOutfitters shopping Jamba Juicin Mom disrespecting Twitter feuding rapscallion snatch? YES.  And also an almost 30 cheapo Korean looking for drugstore makeup steals ‘n deals.  I love Maybelline’s new Baby lips tinted lip balm, so I had to throw ‘em a CHIPS AWARD.  Maybelline claims it moisturizes lips for up to 8 hours and has built-in SPF 20, which is perfect since I need my makeup to multitask for me.  I bought two of them (Grape Vine, and Peach Kiss) as an impulse buy during a late night grocery run and now I’m hooked.  The color is really subtle and sheer, but gives you a hint of “something” unlike a normal chapstick or lip balm.  Grape Vine is the darkest color offered and it gives a really light berry hue, the Peach Kiss gave me a sheer nudey-frosty look.  They also have a fruity scent, not my favorite part (Grape Vine smells a bit Dimetappy) but worth it for the $3.00 pricetag.  Baby Lips are available at most common grocery or drug stores, and they come in 6 shades.  I recommend the ones with a deeper hue since that’s what sets these apart from a colorless chapstick.  Baby lips = the new Lipsmackers.

TOTES LOL OMG #OKdonenow

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Maybelline-Baby-Lips-Moisturizing-Lip-Balm/17324484